Shot List

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1. Opening, outside of building, title appears.
2. Wide of store showing clerk and some animals
3. jittery rabbit
4. melancholy snake
5. hamsters
6. lizard
7. piranha
8. clerk and parrot
9. front door. Kid walks in. looks around. Gleam in eye. Walks towards animal tanks.
10. Approaches rabbit, teases.
11. Clerk looks like he's gonna say something and then stops
12. bangs on snake tank.
13. Clerk looks up at kid again, corner of mouth twitching. Collects self and sighs
14. kid picks up hamster and starts pokin' at it. Sees something and tosses hamster.
15. Hamster lands in snake tank. Snake starts rapidly constricting hamster
16. go back to hamsters, terrified [one covering other hamster's eyes, one crying, etc]
17. piranha. Kid approaches it. Looks tantalized. Rubs hands. Glances over at clerk. Makes to touch piranha.
18. Clerk clears throat to signal kid to stop it. Looks annoyed.
19. Kid standing at piranha, dejected.
20. Close up kids face. He gets stupid look.
21. Kid with hand hovering over bowl. Face drops as he hears clerk growl.
22. Clerk really miffed looking. Growling.
23. Kid humming. Suddenly stops and raises hands and gets stupid face.
24. Close up of same. Starts wiggling fingers. Points one finger.
25. Very close up of finger pointed and moving down towards bowl.
26. Kids face becoming stupider.
27. Hand with finger moving.
28. Face becomes even stupider.
29. Finger moving, closer.
30. Face stupid, closer.
31. Finger right above bowl.
32. Eyes, hungry for ruckus. Terrible crunching noise. Eyes widen and look down.
33. Kid being slapped by his own severed hand. Cries and runs away.
34. Clerk looking surprised. Smiles and gives piranha thumbs up.
35. Piranha returns thumbs up by gesturing with kid's severed hand.
36. Credits.